Vote for Fred Colton

Hey boys and girls. Need a quick favor: I’m proud to be a part of Sweet Pickles & Corn, an expat blogging site here in Korea. We’re up for some blogging awards (being given out next Sunday) and we need some votes to boost us up to the top.

So, good citizen, in the spirit of Christmas and good cheer, please click on this link:

and give Sweet Pickles & Corn 5 stars, if you please, so that I may sooner achieve my dreams of rolling around nude in piles of Bolivian blow all day with Victoria’s Secret models. Because that is the life of a writer.

Voting ends today: time is of the essence!

And remember, I love each and every one of you more than all the rest.

Colton, out.


Author: Fred Colton

Fred is just another guy online.

15 thoughts on “Vote for Fred Colton”

    1. Thank you kindly. Let the world know that Underdaddy is such a good father I shall be dropping any and all of my illegitimate children on his doorstep so he can raise them right.

  1. Put 5 stars on the board for ya, Freddie. Do enjoy that blow, I’m sure Gabrielle Bundchen and Adriana Lima are well schooled in cutting pinwheels, ocean waves, and dollar signs out of that high grade yak!

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