People of the Internet: the planet is about to stop spinning, because I’m out till next Wednesday. I’ve got a buddy visiting me here in Korea so I’m taking a break from the blog slog. I need a bye week. But–I don’t know what I’m going to do without you all. And more importantly, what… Read More Hiatus
File under: News That Will Surprise No One—the Patriots are cheating again. Using deflated balls during last Sunday’s game because they are easier to throw and catch. Well good. That is exactly why I root for them. What other trickery could they have also employed. I would love to know. I like seeing grandmasters like… Read More The Cheaters
My Monday has been legendary and here’s why: -Thanks to my piece on erections from last week, the Google search term “huge dick” now leads directly to this blog. So I’ve got that going on for me. Well, kind of; the person who ran the search actually typed “huge dicksx.” They were so damn excited… Read More The First Good Monday That Anybody Has Ever Had
I just woke up from a nap in the office with the Burj Khalifa of erections. This one is special, and gentlemen the world over know what I mean—there’s different makes and models of erections. Various degrees of engorgement. Some days you’re a sapling, other days you’re a Redwood. It doesn’t even make sense. I… Read More Brief Thoughts on Monstrous Erections
Girls and boys, it’s up. I live in Korea and write for expat blog site Sweet Pickles and Corn, and my new piece is running now. There’s guns, corpses, and heavy drinking: The Last Soju Factory. Give it a click, don’t be shy. Happy New Year. I love you. Colton, out.