People of the Internet: the planet is about to stop spinning, because I’m out till next Wednesday. I’ve got a buddy visiting me here in Korea so I’m taking a break from the blog slog. I need a bye week. But–I don’t know what I’m going to do without you all. And more importantly, what are you going to do without me. It’s actually been about a year now since I launched this blog, so I think of it as the end of Season One of The Fred Show. We’ve had a good time, haven’t we, talking about Hot Moms and drinking and huge erections and the mass murder of turkeys. Stay tuned for Season Two, which premieres next week. It’s going to be more of the same—just tons of stupid bullshit.
So, be good. I will miss each and every one of you more than the rest of you.
Until next time—