To Do

Resist jacking off so I can go 2+ rounds tonight if it gets down to it. Put on Halloween costume (Wolf of Wall Street, got baking soda in a bag in the suit pocket). Celebrate the night responsibly (ehhh…). While intoxicated ruminate darkly on ongoing third-life crisis. Maybe find some new ambition to struggle toward because I type a whole hell of a lot but typing words gets you nowhere (if you’re a fan of monetary compensation), typing only counts as ambition if you’re programming the next runaway dick pic app. Get offline so I can start on all of that (yes, really need to unplug, because absorbing content for more than 30 minutes makes me nauseous, even [especially] if it’s good.)


Author: Fred Colton

Fred is just another guy online.

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