The Last Fucking Thing I Need Right Now, Adele,

is for you to drop a ubiquitous smash that riddles my girl with nostalgic flashbacks starring her ex.

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Alternate Post Titles:

Adele Must Be Stopped

An Ad Hominem Attack Which Centers Around Adele’s Muffintop In An Attempt To Disqualify Her Musical Prowess And Lyrical Content

A Blog Post That Easily Could Have Been A Tweet

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Author: Fred Colton

Fred is just another guy online.

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